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Last night when I got up to pee for the second time, it hit me that in less than three weeks I will be walking out on stage in front of my closest friends and family and I was so anxious it took me another hour to fall back asleep. Here are some updates on what I have been up to...

1. My mom and I have officially picked our stage song and they are perfect. In addition, I have ironed out my exact posing routine. This will probably be the longest 60 seconds of my life. I hope that I go on stage before her because just thinking about watching her finish what she started gets me emotional.

2. I currently have blisters all over my feet from perfecting my strut in those damn high heels. I do appreciate how much better they make my legs look...I guess you

can say we have established a love-hate relationship.

3. My suit came in the mail. Clearly we must have ordered it from Baby Gap because the tiny bottoms did GREAT things for my butt and thighs. If you have ever tried on something too small for you, you can imagine what a great confidence boost this was for me (FML). A new suit is on it's way.

4. Last Friday, Alberto advised me to have a cheat meal. A cheat meal is meant to spike up your metabolism, which sometime will slow down if you eat the same amount of calories, fat and carbs every day. I happily (and totally guilt-free) housed four slices of Staten Islands' finest pizza. I could have eaten the who

le pie...

5. Yesterday, I got totally ambushed at the MAC makeup store in the Short Hills Mall. What I thought was a routine trip with my mom to simply pick out the color of our eye shadow and style of our fake eyelashes for the show, turned into an hour trial run. I sat in the

chair while a woman applied layers and layers of stage make up. The foundation and bronzer she used are meant to match my skin tone AFTER my spray tan and not my skin tone now. I'll admit she did a great job and I think it will look great on stage, but the walk through the mall back to my car (with my new Barbie face on) was a tad embarrassing.

6. I went from eating 2 cups of asparagus, to now eating three cups of asparagus. You know the rumor about how asparagus is suppose to make your pee smell? Totally true.

7. When I was a kid my parents would have to chase me around the house to get me to shower. I am officially sick of having to shower multiple times a day, therefore I have made the conscious decision to cut my showers in half. Feels good to be the smelly kid again. Judge me.